A quick lesson about death and feelings.

Don't read books; you will get feelings and die.
Don't watch tv shows; you will get feelings and die.
Don't watch movies; you will get feelings and die.
Don't read comics; you will get feelings and die.
Don't listen to music; you will get feelings and die.
Don't make friends over the Internet; you will get feelings and die.
Don't fall in love with celebrities; you have already gotten feelings and will die.
Just...just sit in a corner doing nothing until you eventually die.
...From feelings.

medieval-goatherd:

brigwife:

jake-face:

thebloodybaron:

the amount of men i would marry without a second’s hesitation is a little appalling.

And a couple of women

And the amount of them that are old enough to be my father makes it even worse

And most of them are dead and/or fictional characters.